Dreaming Again

Weight loss commercials always make me laugh. “Every time I have a craving,
I just grab a ____ bar!”

….craving?

You mean hunger? As in when your body is telling you it’s low on nutrients? The biological need to eat food in order to sustain ourselves? Yeah those pesky needs.

Next time I have an air craving, I’ll make sure to open a bottle of diet oxygen.

just-shower-thoughts:

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

Nope

reshophedaleksa:

if u think u can just win me over with some food and a puppy … ur damn right

batmanisagatewaydrug:

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

iamhannalashay:

Suck on ya girl’s titty and ask her how her day was.